Avatar: The Way Of Water – How Was The Dead Villain Brought Back As A Na’vi?

We’re only a few months away from the release of James Cameron’s much-anticipated sequel Avatar: The particular Way associated with Water, which will bring audiences back to the world of Pandora, to reunite with characters like … what’s-her-face, and … Scooter? Was there a Scooter in Avatar ? Even though the movie comes out before the end of the year, we still don’t have many story details about The way in which of Water , and we can only surmise that it will be a beat-for-beat remake associated with FernGully 2: The Magical Rescue .

One thing all of us do know is that several actors from the original movie are returning for the follow up, even though their characters are dead . Fans were confused why Sigourney Weaver’s name was listed in the particular credits before it was revealed that will she is playing a whole other character: the protagonists’ teenage daughter , who with regard to some reason sounds exactly like their deceased friend. Less clear is what’s up with Stephen Lang’s villainous Miles Quaritch, who took the couple of giant Na’vi arrows in order to the chest at the particular end associated with the first movie.  

Apparently, Quaritch is back ; fans spotted the character in the trailer, now as one of the Na’vi, tattoo and all … wait, what?

Exactly how exactly a grizzled military dude last seen at death’s door while strapped in a mech suit within an alien jungle had his consciousness Black Mirror -ed into the body of one associated with his giant blue enemies remains to be seen …

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Will Satan Show Up In Hocus Pocus 2 ?

The original Hocus Pocus was chock full of weird plot points, like how it turns the particular perpetrators associated with the horrors of the Salem Witch Trials into low-key heroes , while it also becomes the particular rare Disney movie that’s fixated on the sexual experience of its teenaged protagonist . Well, the upcoming sequel, Hocus Pocus 2 , is furthermore making some interesting narrative choices .

According to director Anne Fletcher , the particular movie will feature the flashback in order to the 1600s, where we all get to see child versions from the evil Sanderson Sisters and learn why these witches are usually ”the way they are” – beyond simply that they are witches inside a famous witch-based comedy. Of course , if we’re going by the logic of the Salem witch trials, which again were totally justified in the world of this film, then these types of women “entered into a pact with Satan. ” Does that mean that this family movie will certainly open with a bunch associated with little kids literally meeting Beelzebub?  

Although Fletcher also claims that the film will help us “understand the particular what, plus why of what happened to” the Sandersons and explore “the idea that the 1600s and the now are the same. ” So presumably, the particular film will have a more critical historical lens than its predecessor … whilst also attempting to generate sympathy regarding characters who were first introduced to all of us while literally sucking the soul out of a small child?

How Will The Pandemic Play Into Halloween Ends ?

The particular final (but probably not ) chapter associated with this branch of the particular Halloween night multiverse will be set to arrive in the form of this fall’s Halloween Ends – and since Michael is in his early ‘60s now, we are guessing that will it “ends” with him trading in his butcher knife for a shuffleboard cue and a life of sharing racist Breitbart articles on Facebook through a condo in Boca Raton.

We don’t typically expect these movies to reflect the problems from the real world; there was no cursed Celtic costume scourge associated with 1982, for example. But reportedly, Halloween Finishes will jump ahead to a “contemporary timeline” and incorporate the COVID-19 pandemic into the story. Seriously.  

Based on director David Gordon Green, the town of Haddonfield may have been affected not really just from the events of Halloween plus Halloween Kills , but also by the particular recent global pandemic and the “peculiar politics” of the 21st century. How that will manifest exactly within a slasher movie is anyone’s guess – although Michael Myers, for all his faults, is in the very least not an anti-masker.  

Is Wonka Going To Be About … Slavery?

For those who longed for a sexier version of Willy Wonka, plus somehow haven’t kept said thoughts in order to themselves for their entire lives, next year we’re getting Wonka, starring Timothée Chalamet as the beloved chocolatier/businessman whose dangerous facilities lead to the deaths associated with several children during a routine tour.  

Reportedly, Wonka is a prequel set during Wonka’s youth; and while presently there wasn’t much written about Willy Wonka’s early years for the film to draw upon, Roald Dahl’s original novel Charlie as well as the Chocolate Factory did include some details about Wonka’s past and … they sure aren’t great.  

Yeah, the only potential prequel fodder from the book came in its first pressing and involved how Willy Wonka “imported” the particular Oompa Loompas – that in the initial text weren’t green-skinned beatniks, but rather, African “slave” workers from “the very deepest and darkest part of the Africa jungle where no white man experienced been prior to. ” Yikes.  

Glass Onion – Will be Rian Johnson Lying About The Title’s Meaning To Preserve A Twist?

Director Rian Johnson’s follow-up in order to the acclaimed Knives Out, Glass Red onion , once again follows gentleman sleuth Benoit Blanc (played by Daniel Craig) as he attempts to unravel another complex murder mystery – this time on a cruise to a private Greek island, either as a reference to a classic ‘70s thriller or in an Adam Sandler-esque scheme to get Netflix to spring for a free vacation.

As with regard to the title, Johnson claimed that he merely selected the name of the classic Beatles song by randomly thumbing through his iPhone for songs with the word “glass” within the name. Which seems … unconvincing? Despite what hundreds of angry YouTube videos would have you believe, Johnson has proven himself to be a meticulous filmmaker with a penchant regarding sneakily imbuing his stories with hidden meanings. Are we really supposed to accept that the title intended for his film was chosen so haphazardly?  

The song “Glass Onion” is notable as being one of the songs that ties into the old “Paul is Dead” conspiracy theory, which supposes that Paul McCartney was “killed in a car crash back in 1966, and the band replaced him with an imposter. ”   (and apparently the imposter was also a super-talented bass player capable of writing some of the greatest rock songs associated with all-time). In “Glass Onion, ” John Lennon sings: “Here’s another clue to get you all / The particular Walrus has been Paul, ” a reference to the song “I Am the particular Walrus” (prompting some fans to speciously claim that typically the Walrus had been a symbol of death in various cultures ).

Some believe that Lennon’s song title refers to slang for a “glass-topped coffin with a see-through lid. ” What does this have to do with Johnson’s movie? Well, for one thing, Glass Onion ’s setting also offers a connection to this conspiracy, along with some paranoid fans believing that Typically the Beatles buried the real John on a “hidden Greek island, ” and included clues to this fact on the cover for Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, as if they were mop-topped Batman villains.  

So perhaps Glass Red onion ’s mystery involves a secret death plus a hoaxster who steals that person’s identity? Or maybe Cup Onion seemed to be just arbitrarily pulled from Spotify, and we should just be glad that we’re not getting Mambo No . 5: A Knives Out Mystery.

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